beardo

A weirdo with a beard.

In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.

I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.

by el kevo May 15, 2005

Juice beard

The result of a man orally pleasuring a woman. The man ends up with a light film of juice on his face resembling a beard. This beard is usually removable with the swift stroke of the forearm across the face and lips, removing the odorous moisture.

Dude, you and that girl were really going at it last night...Did you hose down your juice beard?

by Elwood1291 November 24, 2010

Beard Envy

seeing someone else with a beard miles more epic than the one you are currently sporting, making you wish you hadn't shaved or wish you had one like it.

Skunk: dude look at that guy's beard, it's huge!
CD: I know i just got severe beard envy

by Captain Dale May 18, 2010

apathy beard

When a person develops facial hair not because of a concious decision to change their look, but simply because they are lazy and/or don't care how they look.

"Hey man, are you growing a beard?"

"Nah, I just kinda stopped shaving for a few days. It's an apathy beard."

by rollercoasteradam May 15, 2008

Beardstache

A mix between a beard and a mustache, a circular looking style of facial hair.

Wow Ben I like your beardstache.
Your beardstache looks very nice today Ben.

by RORO6692 September 22, 2010

Slap a beard on that ho

To have intercourse with a woman, and fill to give her so much testosterone in the process that she then proceeds to grow a beard.

Now that you've taken her back to your place, its time to slap a beard on that ho.

by Jake Bry February 9, 2008

bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

by sam November 3, 2004