Balthus

Balthus is a badass name with hot body and tall, cute and Balthus is a intelligent man and he's sign is pisces, he's one of the most respectful guys that will be so nice and gentle then he's a good protector so your fine with him.

"hey balthus! You are not my friend! And Balthus says: don't ever come to my sight or else!

by YourNotMine December 6, 2021

Baltimore hiccup

Baltimore is know for the number of murders each year. A Baltimore Hiccup is when the tip of a crank murders the back of a throat and shoots warm man-goo in a high velocity fashion, causing the throat to hiccup. Jakey was getting a violent mouth hug from Sabrina when he shot his load causing Sabrina to have a Baltimore hiccup.

I tried to pull my schlong out of the neighbors wife’s mouth, but couldn’t resist and blew my wad causing her to have a Baltimore hiccup.

by Muffslayer69 January 16, 2022

Balt Mickey

A term with a stupid origin. The word "balt" supposedly has no meaning, but when combined with the name "Mickey" (based off of Mickey Mouse) it is a multi-use word/term for any situation.

It could be used to express your mood, describe something, or just randomly say it for no reason at all.

A word of caution;
No one will know what you're talking about 100% of the time. Make sure to do it anonymously or with friends as to not come off as an insane person.

Situation #1
Person 1 "hey, how's it going, bro?"
Person 2 "Balt Mickey!"

Situation #2
Person 1 "Balt Mickey!" *while sitting alone at a table*

Situation #3
Person 1 "Well Balt Mickey, I didn't know that!"

by La-Ritz August 5, 2023

Dirty Baltazar

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.

Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.

by bekind.rewind. October 9, 2013

go balti-mom

Threatening to smack some common sense into someone doing something foolishly dangerous. Usually threatened by a parent to a teenager. Referring to the mother during the Baltimore riots who was filmed chasing her son and smacking him because he was throwing rocks at the police.

Her mother threatened to go balti-mom on her if she found her hanging out with friends doing drugs.

by Mamdfm May 1, 2015

Bobux man (Baltimore hood fights)

He is so cool and his memes are the funniest

Person1:I wanna have Bobux man (Baltimore hood fights)
Person2:same he is so hot I want him to rape me like in his funny ass thug hunter memes

by bobux_man September 7, 2022

The Park School of Baltimore

Park is the hippie leftest stoner school of all maryland private schools. All the kids who go there know each other and like 100+ other kids from different schools. Compared to the other private schools they are the weird, gay, emo cousin. The sports teams are irrelevant and I can't tell you the last time they progressed in any tournaments. The rivalry they have *allegedly* with Friends is barely existent, since Park really can't have true beef with any other school (just like North Korea, they hate everyone, even themselves).

Person #1: What's good bro?
Person #2: Just The Park School of Baltimore things.
Person #1: Nice.

by maybsee? July 3, 2023