Bahoongus is an oversized retarded kid with 2/3rds of his body covered in freckles, orange hair, braces, glasses, a goofy ass laugh, and a country accent, that drives an element. He kills every single joke, lives with koreans, and pouts about the dumbest.
by Caineman July 18, 2008
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by Krzychudab March 27, 2007
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A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.
by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005
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Get the Baboon Butt mug.Gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the bassoon. Tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. Fellow band kids will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one time there's more than one bassoon part and they don't get first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.
That bassoon player is enjoying his 2 measure solo WAY too much.
That first chair bassoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.
That first chair bassoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.
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Holy shit bro, yesterday I saw a fucking coon baboon fucking a balloon. I filmed so I could finally get hard.
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