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Bagentines

When you rather focus on the bag then waste ur money on a girl on Valentine’s Day (stay woke)
Bro Fuck valentines, it’s all about Bagentines DTB4LIFE”
by Futurelations February 14, 2022
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double bagen-it

When you wear 2 condoms for extra protection but loose alot of feeling when haveing sex.
Me and wife dont want kid yet so im double bagen-it tonight.
by michael69 October 13, 2005
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Bapenapes

Shoes that people like to look at but never buy
Those Bapenapes in Foot Locker that sit on the top shelf and make me feel poor and unworthy.
by Andrew and Oliver July 26, 2007
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baener

n.
1. one who excessively uses the term "DOO DA!"
2. one who spoons with her daughter

v.
1. to be used as ANY type of insult. It will work in any situation.
n: "It's not polite to stare at the Baener!"

v: "You are such a Baener."
"Eww..don't go Baener on me now!"
by cupanoodle December 9, 2008
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Babenicty

The scientific term used to determine the properties of one's babe-ness. The basic formula is x+/- the squared root of pieR2 / b in which The square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.

If we let c be the length of the hypotenuse and a and b be the lengths of the other two sides, the theorem can be expressed as the equation:

a^2 + b^2 = c^2\,

or, solved for c:

c = \sqrt{a^2 + b^2}. \,

This equation provides a simple relation among the three sides of a right triangle so that if the lengths of any two sides are known, the length of the third side can be found. A generalization of this theorem is the law of cosines, which allows the computation of the length of the third side of any triangle, given the lengths of two sides and the size of the angle between them. If the angle between the sides is a right angle it reduces to the Babenicity theorem.
That chick's babenicty is through the roof
by Dr. Prescottius Read May 1, 2008
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baenie

the act of placing your bae on your head and performing oral whilst keeping your scalp warm.
come be my baenie, it will be fun
by you fuckin slut May 14, 2015
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baenapping

kind of like kidnapping but of your bae instead
josh is baenapping
by heasqwjai November 29, 2015
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