Baron

A man who gets no females, he is a lowlife who does nothing but stargaze.

Look at baron looking in his telescope. What a fucking nerd.

by ihaveabigbooty August 27, 2022

beef baron

A bitch who sucks long and hard on beef tips

Marissa is a nasty beef baron

by Gobi Qwyat November 20, 2019

Baron Kane Dyer

Next level talented. One of the nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
don't let his smashed grave yard teeth fool you because past that nestle crunch texture is a kind, whole heartily beautiful soul.

Has a footling pork sausage or lads lads lads he has his meaty beef curtains.

omg is that Baron Kane Dyer!

by Sven Abernathy May 26, 2019

Baron's Pocket

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.

A mighty Baron's Pocket there.

by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011

baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.

Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?

by rabifant August 24, 2014

The Baron's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.

by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011

Red Baron

An erection covered in menstrual blood.

"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."

by Lord Redbush March 31, 2021