Joe Barnacles

Two white parents who "some how" had a black baby

Man why is my baby black? white thats some Joe Barnacles

by Over-Syndrome October 16, 2022

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going barnacles

receiving the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

by hogtits August 11, 2024

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going barnacles

Being the recipient of the gayest sex in the world

I was up at 1am going barnacles

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When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies

Ugh there’s nothing to eat I’m on a quest for barnacles.

by Jet9926oooo July 22, 2024

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im goin barnacles

When you pop your shit and the hoes are not, perchance, ready

"It's the way I pop my shit, the hoes not ready, im goin barnacles" - Carti

by Real_Bajesh March 7, 2024

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Barnicle Syndrome

Barnicle Syndrome is a chronic mental illness. Barnicle Syndrome commonly expresses itself in those with low-self confidence. Those with barnicle syndrome need to be at someone's side, 'clinging' to someone, or to be in sexual activity with someone in order to satisfy the gaping hole that their self-confidence lacks.

1: What a slut man... look at her making out with guy after guy
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.

by meowfulcopter June 15, 2009

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