Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019

Bark on the Wall

When something/someone/some emotion/anything has no explanation for being there. It just is.

A: Why is there bark on the wall?
B: Oh, its just a Bark on the Wall.

A: What mad life is this?
B: Tts just Bark on the Wall, man. Bark on the Wall.

by Raped by me May 31, 2017

the barking of rabbits

Idle chatter, gossip, nonsense.

All her talk of the rules changing to suit her needs was nothing but the barking of rabbits.

by Buddyshouse September 16, 2013

Barking Tootie

A synonym for a dog.

Awww look at this barking tootie!!

My barking tootie keeps eating way too much and pissing everywhere.

This barking tootie in my building keeps barking all night.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

bark brain

Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.

Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...

by ranch baby January 8, 2022

born with the bark on

Mean, angry at the world from a young age. Often quoted in popular Western pulp fiction. Someone who can't be mollified.

That boy ain't never gonna be nothing but trouble. He was born with the bark on."

by Alientails January 10, 2022

BARK OFF

BARK OFF to anything negative in your life that is holding you back from embracing your true self! BARK OFF to the toxic people that dust you with their poisons. BARK OFF and stop letting them steal your energy, dampen your spirit, and drag you down! BARK OFF to negative jobs, negative relationships, and negative situations!

BARK OFF before I get unfriendly!

by Bella’s Bark Boutique June 3, 2022