Lunch & Learn Bandit

Someone who comes to lunch & learn meetings without talking to the vendor and with only the intention of getting food.

The Lunch & Learn Bandit strikes again!

by Mr. SWW August 21, 2023

bum bandit

A slag term for a gay man who likes to put his cock up another mans anal passage. See wordass bandit/word or wordarse bandit/word Also see wordgay/word

"That guy is a blatent bum bandit".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

bandit

A bandit will steal your heart. He's got charm, is wicked smart, and a handsome devil. His touch will make you melt and you'll fall in love. He's also an amazing lover that will spin your world! Once a lady's had a taste, she can't get enough of the bandit.

That guy's a bandit! He just stole my girl!

One night with him, and that bandit will have your heart and your panties!

by newt16 February 25, 2010

thought bandit

When a person or group borrows an idea, phrase, sentiment or personal story, only to use it liberally as their own.

Made the mistake of using the word 'arsenal' in a presentation. Some guy in the office has been using it every day in pure thought bandit form.

by Auddogg November 2, 2010

shit house bandit

Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.

They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.

by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007

butt bandit

a small asian man who runs around and pulls his pants down and puts his ass on things. As he does this he then proceeds to yell out the name of the object in which his butt cheeks are grazing.

"Ahh my ass un key boad"
"Ahh my ass un yo compua"

by chaouwdtieey August 15, 2003

doo doo bandit

A mysterious character that goes into ones house, unknowingly, and shits up ones toilet without flushing. This is best done when the occupant of the house is out of town or expecting guests.

I just went over to Matt's house and doo doo bandited all of his bathrooms.

by ReTodd January 12, 2006