Believe in something

This expression originated from user_baproll of the S&P 6900 $spx (a crypto token with the stated goal of flipping the stock market).

Stop trading and believe in something.

by Spacefroot November 23, 2024

Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Believement

The act of fully committing to a belief so hard, it overrides logic, facts, and sometimes common sense. A fusion of belief and commitment — often used sarcastically to describe someone who’s way too confident in something that’s clearly questionable.

Did you hear Jake say the moon landing was fake again?”
“Yeah, his believement in that conspiracy is unshakable.”

by Atinybitofyou May 26, 2025

Believeritis

A dominant weakness, affecting humanity since the dawn of our gullible species.

Ample samples available in religion, our social lives, politics, business. The list goes on and on...

If you think he's our dear leader, you've got a severe case of Believeritis.

by Verbert Tallone August 2, 2025

Believe in rape

Hahahahaha how do you BELIEVE in rape!? It's not a thing you believe in! What!? Hahahahaha.

Hym "Ok for context this governor is addressing the leaked GOP messages and she claimy that they 'believe in gas chambers and believe in rape.' Like, what the fuck are we even talking about here? The tooth fairy? Those aren't 'things that people believe in' and I don't think being flippant about either of those thing somehow translates to you needing to deny me the credit and money I deserve so you can get me to stab a little girl. It does make MY THING look a lot more ALLOWED. It makes it look like my thing is allowed and your thing better not fucking be allowed. Right? That's what I saw. That's what it looks like to me."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

queer believer

A person who is queer/ part of the LGBTQ+ community who also believes in God.

I am a queer believer and I don't know why you think all Christians hate gays.

by Hannah Barnsley July 19, 2017

Google believe

When you doubt someone's statement and you fact-check on Google only to find that it does check out as fact during your search.

Ok, most times you're full of shit but this time I Google believe you. A sneeze does travel at over 100 miles an hour out of your mouth!

by Teddy Knight October 24, 2017