Matthew Baker

A cheating, lying, manipulative, controlling, asshole who only cares about himself

Fuck Matthew Baker...

by Mak_attack July 21, 2018

bored at baker

"A place for trolls™" ®

Dartmouth's place for people to chat anonymously with one another

Yo dude I was on Bored at Baker all night last night... didn't get any studying done!!!

by trollollololololol May 26, 2011

Frank Baker

Occasional booty call, not your boyfriend.. just your "F**K" Buddy. Hence the initials FB.. Just an acronym for your maintenance man.

Friend: "Hey Girl, how come you're so late??"
You: "Frank Baker came over to check my plumbing"

by StephanieC68 April 17, 2008

Jasmine Baker

A really great person. Get to know her and she will change your life. Shes funny and crazy fun. Dont get on her bad side though. She loves the idea of love and if she tell u she loves you take it seriously.

Guy: Jasmine baker is fun
Girl: Jasmine Baker hates me

by Thebombbbbestbombbb July 24, 2018

Bruce and Baker

Coolest way to order a Jack (Daniels) & Ginger(ale), feeling superior to a dumb broad bartender by obscurely talking over her head and referencing music she will never appreciate or understand.

Rob: "Give me a Bruce and Baker."
Bartemptress: "A what???"
Rob: "C'mon, a Jack & Ginger. . . what, you never heard of the Cream?"
Bartemptress: "Whatever. . ."

by Muffler April 16, 2008

zachary baker

zachary baker is avenged sevenfold guitarist and zacky vengeance is his alter ego. he plays left-handed guitar and he is also super sexy....hot....gawjuss

omg, did you know that zacky v's real name is zachary baker??!

by MillySkittles May 1, 2008

Baker Approach

To act of entering something from the wrong direction. To go in the out door. Often associated with homosexual acts.

After a large amount of brown drinks, Chris decided to try the Baker approach.

by The Unbuckler July 7, 2012