booger touch

A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.

My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.

by bobo76 September 17, 2014

street booger

a male or female who is always hanging around and easy to find

man..look at these street boogers at the corner

by Gunner February 28, 2004

bong booger

When a small wet clump of weed falls out of your waterbong wet and lands on you, it then becomes a bong booger.

Holy Christ, I thought you had a slimy booger on your arm, but it's just a bong booger! (14:11 Mongolian)

by Biggalo January 12, 2008

Wooly Booger

redneck

A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.

by Chloe North September 28, 2008

mouse boogers

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.

Hold on, my pointer's jumping all over the place... I've got a serious case of mouse boogers here.

by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003

booger nugget

A chunk of snot. It could be somewhat soft but is at least dry and firm enough to form a discrete piece that could be flicked from one's finger.

My nose was really bothering me until I picked that big booger nugget out.

by gnuosphere June 30, 2011

Snow Booger

The snow that accumulates behind of the tires of a car.

Hey, kick that snow booger off my tire!

by Whaaaa?!27 January 13, 2011