Boiled Goose

When a male is feeling very horny or has a raging boner.
Johnny do you see that? Timmy has a boiled goose!

Dang man, I was feeling like a boiled goose last night.
by Timbo2323432 December 01, 2011
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A boil on the ass of society

Someone who is literally a pain in the ass. Not only to one or several people but to society as a whole.
"Stop with your complaining, you are quickly becoming a boil on the ass of society".
by Jumpingrat July 02, 2006
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boiled egg fart

A fart so putrid and smelly that it resembles the smell of a boiled egg when it is cut open. This type of fart lingers and is usually a hot type of fart that smells like a platter of deviled eggs at a picnic.
mike: "uuuunnhhhh( groans as he is farting on the toilet) ewwww man...that smells like a boiled egg fart"!
by toilet humor guy September 11, 2013
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boil your bunny

verb phrase
A blanket phrase referring to the psychotic partner in a broken relationship's deluded and unpredictable actions. Referenced from Fatal Attraction.
<Craiggers> She keeps calling me and hanging up, man. I'm about ready to call the fucking police.
<svenmonk> Heh. She's gonna boil your bunny, motherfucker. See you in heaven if you make the list.
by Craiggers September 05, 2003
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festering ass boil

A red bulbous inflammation filled with smelly pus that usually pops when it turns green.
My doctor told me I had a festering ass boil on my left butt cheek. It must be about ready to pop I can smell the smegma from here.
by Taintskin September 07, 2017
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Boiling eggs

The act of having sex in the bush while camping.
They've been gone a while. Are they boiling eggs?
by Egg Boiler January 02, 2015
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boil your rabbit

Is what describes the actions of an obsessed deranged person when you do not return their affections. This was best illustrated in the movie "Fatal Attraction". This delusional person can either be a man or woman...but most often a woman. They will try to stalk the person they fancy into submission.
Stay away from Amy...she will boil your rabbit.
by gambee February 08, 2010
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