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pastry bagging

The act of defecating into a man's uncircumcised foreskin, such that the foreskin becomes filled as a pastry bag does with frosting. This is a requisite preliminary maneuver to "birthday caking", which is the act of decorating a person's face, as though it were a birthday cake, with feces from a partially pinched shut foreskin.
The man's habitual pastry bagging routine become tiresome due to the irreparably stained bedroom carpet.
by El_Guapo August 29, 2011
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drive-by shit bagging

An attempt to drive by someone's house, usually an ex-, and throw shit at their door. In other words, real mature behavior!
I can't believe we almost attempted the drive-by shit bagging last night!
by Anonymous Hellion May 26, 2004
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Begging

This is what you call a guy or girl that is wanting to date someone, that would never give them the time of day.
Anna, Mark will never go out with you, so quit Begging.
by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008
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halo t-bagging

When someone playing halo 1,2, 0r 3 crouches over the body of someone he/she killed, making it look like they are t-bagging that person.
the guy who killed me kept halo t-bagging everyone he killed.
by Halo Dictator November 16, 2007
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DD-Bagging

V. The Analogous to T-bagging except with Boobs to the face.
Rob: Dude, this stripper was totally DD-bagging me last night and it broke my face!

Jeff: ...Lol.
by RazeX776 July 15, 2009
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Redneck Blogging

The act of writing messages on bathroom stalls/walls with a combination of grammatical and/or spelling errors. Typically, messages are left for other restroom patrons instructing them to suck/kiss/lick particular body parts, or with contact information for "morally casual" women.
Example of Redneck Blogging: "Kiss my a$$ you but holes. Fart."
by redneckblog10 March 7, 2010
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Tripple Bagging

The act of Double Bagging a man's penis while the woman wears a female condom. The end result being the feeling of your penis wearing two layers of under-armour adorned with a raincoat on top of it. On the bright side, you'll last longer.
Oh man, i was about to go to bed with this purity Christian girl , started to bag it, then notice her whip out two more condoms! But it was my first time, so i We ended up Tripple Bagging it, and finally came 2 hours later.
by Naquann Williams August 8, 2010
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