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Concert Blue Balls

When you go to your concert and expect your favorite artist/band only teases a small snippet of it or doesn't play it at all.
I really wanted them to play my favorite song but they only played a 15 second sample of it during intermission now I have Concert Blue Balls.
by Seabass391 January 2, 2015
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eBay Blue Balls

When a buyer makes a purchase, but takes days to make a payment.
You bought an item from me 5 days ago, but still haven’t paid yet - you’re giving me eBay blue balls!
by Rustydictionary February 1, 2021
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Friendship blue balls

When a person in the friendgroup obviously wants to drop the group but is to pussy about it. So they ignore you in school and never talk to you. However when they don’t have a Person around to talk to or the group does fun stuff they come crawling back to you. They tease you with their friendship and give you friendship blue balls.
Person A: M has been ignoring us for 3 weeks now and only hangs with the cool kids...But she wants to come get lunch with us

Person B: oh man, that bitch is giving you friendship blue balls.
by mimsie June 10, 2021
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Junk food blue balls

Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.
Shit man I've been on this diet for 3 days and I got mad junk food blue balls
by Deadxroses February 16, 2019
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Karaoke Blue Balls

The feeling when you can't wait to sing your next karaoke song and when your turn comes up the host says "we have a new singer singing Friends In Low Places."
You should have seen John's Karaoke Blue Balls when he had to wait an extra 10 minutes to sing Enter Sandman.
by DJChameleon January 4, 2011
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Red, White and Blue Balls

What Chuck Norris gets instead of Blue Balls, this is because he is the greatest American to ever live.
Damn, look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!
by Lior Freilich January 23, 2007
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Conversation Blue Balls

When a man engages a woman in an extremely suggestive conversation, that she ends abruptly just as he thinks he is about to “close the deal.” Could possibly result in injury to the man in extreme cases.
Tyrell: What’s wrong man, you don’t look too good?

Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.
by Trayvon July 17, 2009
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