Blonde Envy

1. There are two kinds of people in the world, those that are true blondes and those who wish they are.
2. Women who mistake IQ with hair color and use it as a basis for criticism.
3. Men who ask their girlfriends to dye their hair blonde.

Mark told his wife that she would be sexier if she lightened her hair, he has blonde envy.

by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009

Blonde on Blonde

A Bob Dylan Album, Released in 1966.
Often Regarded as one of the Finest Popular Music Records ever Recorded

Hey did you listen to Bob Dylan's Blonde On Blonde album yet?

by George1989 April 25, 2006

airplane blonde

Noun-A woman with obviously dyed blonde hair, as proven by the fact that she has a "black box" (pubic hair)

"All of these pornstars are sucjh total airplane blondes, can't you tell?"

by www.livejournal.com/users/ellamichelle April 19, 2003

blonde palomino hussy

Term of endearment. A woman (prefer. blonde) who is completely unaware of the field of devastation of men and boys left by her passing.

Taken from an old MASH episode.

That bailer chick is a real blonde palomino hussy.

by tradesman April 2, 2003

Legally Blonde

a movie starring a blonde girl who's got the body, president of her sorority delta nu, 2000's home coming queen, gemini vegetarian and has a dog named bruiser, ... and oh, two weeks ago she saw cameron diaz at freddy seagul and she talk her out of buying this truly heinous and gorous sweater, whoever said that orange was the new pink, was seroiusly disturbed.

"oh, hi, my name is elle woods, and from my admissions essay, i'm gonna tell all of you at harvard, why i'm gonna make an amazing lawyer."

by skanky blonde January 4, 2005

Blonde-Bashing

Insults directed at blondes usually from brunettes that aren't comfortable with themselves or their natural hair color.

"Doesn't that brunette chick have anything better to do than blonde bashing? She needs to reevaluate her life and get a make-over while she's at it."

by huv9pwl;ain July 1, 2005

blonde moment

A societal stereotype is that blondes are less intelgent than average, a blonde moment is an occurance of a blonde person doing or saying somthing stupid.

Buffy asked "where are my keys?" when they were in her hand, a total blonde moment.

by carlbear October 2, 2003