cunt biscuit

a crusty cunt/vagina.

"That girl had such a cunt biscuit last night."

by creeper98 November 1, 2008

hoe biscuit

the child/offspring (biscuit), illegitimate or not, of a slutty female (hoe)

Person A: "Did you hear about Angie?"
Person B: "No, what?"
Person A: "She is gonna be popping out another hoe biscuit."

by J Fever January 11, 2008

ricochet biscuit

A biscuit that you bounce off a wall and into your mouth. If it doesn't bounce back, you go hungry.

I'm so hungry, my ricochet biscuit didn't bounce back!

by Suisare July 28, 2004

Biscuit Buster

A gun with a silencer.

Hey I heard that your friend got shot in the chest with a biscuit buster, and nobody heard a thing.

by Von J November 29, 2007

flange biscuit

Small biscuits for consumption during, or immediately after, oral sex.

Hang on a minute love, let me nibble a flange biscuit.

Yum, tasty flange biscuits.

Not tonight love we've got no flange biscuits.

by Crumbsonhisface February 7, 2009

gravy train with biscuit wheels

In reference to someone's job that is considered to be the "good life" or they do very little for the amount they get paid.

She does absolutely nothing all day and gets paid for it. That is definitely a Gravy Train with Biscuit Wheels.

by Frosty2073 March 5, 2006

biscuit-arsed

scottish origion; a state of confusion

I was winning the game by a lot, and my opponent was over there looking all biscuit-arsed.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004