beating

A reference for sexual intercourse when the word Fuck can't be used due to your setting or being inappropriate.

Sorry I didn't answer your call last night. I was beating hole.

by blunt but funny January 1, 2016

bill beating

Something that is overtly expensive and not worth the money, hence damage to your wallet. Also known as a "Double B."

I took a bill beating on all those crappy rides at the state fair.

by E Style November 20, 2006

bottom blasting

The act of fingering someone in the anus

When having sex with Russell, bottom blasting is Josephine's favourite act of foreplay.

by A1derb0mb November 7, 2013

Beating the monkey

Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.

"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."

by yungmunch February 12, 2010

Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

by Crocombe June 4, 2004

Blasting Rope

An exotic way of saying Masturbation

John: Eyy I saw my cousin blasting rope to Midget Porn

Jeff: What's the matter with that ??

by TheL1e November 11, 2018

Tahiti Beating

1)Getting motorboated by a woman by her breasts , instead of by mouth

2)Repeatedly having breasts shaken in your face from side to side

Man that stripper gave me a tahiti Beating last night , My face is still sore.

by Darrel Alderman II August 5, 2010