The Midnight Beast are a band from Britain that sing parodies of songs (most famously Ke$ha's TiK ToK) and also sing their own songs. They have a massive fan base on YouTube and Twitter. The members are Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely & Ashley Horne.
by elinorbear March 21, 2010
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Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.
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Someone loves to go after fat chicks or chubby chicks then fucks them and leaves them like a MILF hunter but for FAT chicks.
What happens when you are always the wing man Duffer(Designated Ugly Fat Friend) for too long
What happens when you are always the wing man Duffer(Designated Ugly Fat Friend) for too long
Example 1
Danny: "Hey lets go clubbing tonite"
Anthony: "Shotgun Duffer"
Arnold:(sighs , mad) " You always get the Fat chicks bro give it a break or we might start calling you the Beasty Hunter"
Anthony: " Fat chicks need love too!"
Example 2
Lt. Dan: " Forest i can't feel my legs!"
Forest: " Goddamit! Lt. I told you fucking all dem fat chicks would break ya legs"
Lt. Dan: " I couldn't help myself Forest now help me onto my wheelchair its time for me to go Beasty Hunting"
Forest: "Yes sir"
Example 3
Danny: "Arnold stop watching Fat Chick porn all the time man! what are you trying to prove!"
Arnold: "I wana be a Beasty Hunter like Anothony bro so i must study SEVERAL online videos! Now leave and let me beat the meat!"
Danny: "Hey lets go clubbing tonite"
Anthony: "Shotgun Duffer"
Arnold:(sighs , mad) " You always get the Fat chicks bro give it a break or we might start calling you the Beasty Hunter"
Anthony: " Fat chicks need love too!"
Example 2
Lt. Dan: " Forest i can't feel my legs!"
Forest: " Goddamit! Lt. I told you fucking all dem fat chicks would break ya legs"
Lt. Dan: " I couldn't help myself Forest now help me onto my wheelchair its time for me to go Beasty Hunting"
Forest: "Yes sir"
Example 3
Danny: "Arnold stop watching Fat Chick porn all the time man! what are you trying to prove!"
Arnold: "I wana be a Beasty Hunter like Anothony bro so i must study SEVERAL online videos! Now leave and let me beat the meat!"
by Coorpinator5000 March 28, 2010
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Q: why dont you call up that bitch and tell her to come over ?
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too
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