turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with

"What a turkey basting whore"

by tricia November 23, 2004

bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

bating

Slang for masturbating.

While Thomas was chatting to Andrew, he started bating.

by Werdan May 24, 2006

Bastila Shan

A key character and a jedi in the game, Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR). She possesses the rare power of Battle Meditation. Bastila used this power to launch an attack against the Sith lord, Darth Revan. During Bastila's attack on Darth Revan his apprentice, Darth Malak, launched his own attack on Revan's ship and in doing so claimed his place as Sith lord. Since then Malak has been trying to hunt down Bastila because of his fear of her Battle Meditation.

During the course of the game your character's history is interlaced with Bastila's own backstory. Further revelations of your character's past turned out to be one of the best plot twists in the Star Wars series yet. As such your character can influence Bastila to turn to the dark side or remain in the light.

Bastila Shan: The Jedi do not believe in killing their prisoners. No one deserves execution, no matter what their crimes.

by Selfie September 1, 2008

Beastin

An unnecessarily extreme reaction. Making a big deal out of nothing. See buggin, wylin out, wylin.

Yo! Why you beastin son?! Daaamn

by Octavian March 9, 2004

Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

beasting and feasting

when you are a savage at everything

solomon was beasting and feasting yesterday

by straight savage1234 July 15, 2016