by mrfelixsimp123 September 6, 2022
Get the who's axel mug.A guy who is beyond the definition of creeper. A person who likes to drink his brother's nosebleed blood and craves women's blood because it arouses his sexual emotions. Certain girls make him salivate and he wants to have sex with them while drinking their blood.
He friend requests you on facebook and starts stalking you. He claims he loves you and he out of nowhere shows up at your house saying that he just knew that it was your house by its "essence" and stands outside your window throwing things at it.
He is overly dramatic and talks like he's in the 16th century.
He is color-blind and in love with Twilight and claims to be Edward Cullen and his victims to be Bella Swan.
He has a theory of "perfect Christianity" that involves everyone loving everyone and he thinks that a blue/purple dress is red.
He friend requests you on facebook and starts stalking you. He claims he loves you and he out of nowhere shows up at your house saying that he just knew that it was your house by its "essence" and stands outside your window throwing things at it.
He is overly dramatic and talks like he's in the 16th century.
He is color-blind and in love with Twilight and claims to be Edward Cullen and his victims to be Bella Swan.
He has a theory of "perfect Christianity" that involves everyone loving everyone and he thinks that a blue/purple dress is red.
OMG this creeper stood outside my window for TWO HOURS just staring into my room and asking to talk to me last night!!!!!!
OH GOD IT WAS AXEL JOHNSON WASN'T IT?!?!?
OH GOD IT WAS AXEL JOHNSON WASN'T IT?!?!?
by Victim's friend February 26, 2009
Get the Axel Johnson mug.1. An actual or existing fact; reality.
2. Used to express wonder, surprise, or incredulity
3. A sentence modifier to add slight emphasis
2. Used to express wonder, surprise, or incredulity
3. A sentence modifier to add slight emphasis
1. Today is axelly Wednesday, not Thursday.
2. Im axelly not in trouble for anything right now!
3. Axelly, it wuz me dat bought da fortys fo everyone
2. Im axelly not in trouble for anything right now!
3. Axelly, it wuz me dat bought da fortys fo everyone
by Sy Copath July 11, 2007
Get the AXELLY mug.AxelScott is what happens when Axel and Scott put their super-secret-cereal-rings together. AxelScott is everything and nothing, man and woman, sea and fire, earth and sky, hot and cold.
Buddha ain't got shit on AxelScott.
by Murrca January 13, 2009
Get the AxelScott mug.Axel is a quite type of guy. A guy named Axel usually very liked traveling. He likes to hear other people's problems, and trying to help their problem by giving them advice that pertains to their situation. He also liked sports, Axel is so dominant at every sports. Probably one of the most funny and coolest guy you'll ever get to know.
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