Awky talkies

'Awky talkies' is a Long awkward conversation generally about a topic that is quite uncomfortable

Kyle and I had quite good awky talkies once we realised that we fucked the Same girl on the same night

by Snowmen4dayzzzz June 20, 2016

AwkSchtoom

The awkward silence at the end of a Zoom call where everyone is trying to leave before they are left staring at just one other person, who is also frantically trying to leave the meeting.

I was trying to leave the Zoom call, but it kept making me try and assign a new host, so i was stuck in an awkschtoom with Marcus as he also tried to find the leave meeting button.

by AEIOU&ME February 17, 2021

Metal Gear Awkward

The stealth and evasion game played to avoid detection by an ex, boring acquaintance, or other unsavory character.

Why can't that girl who asked me out find someplace new to study? I was playing Metal Gear Awkward the whole time I was in the library.

by mndz October 27, 2008

Awkward Hand Job

When a male convinces a male or female friend to give him a hand job. It is an emotionless act, and is purely a mechanical action. The friend is guilted into performing the act, usually being unenthusiastic and employing sloppy technique. As neither party is interested, the receiver usually finds it difficult to maintain an erection, and climax is rarely achieved.

Neither party benefits from this transaction, and it is usually considered the low point of any friendship. This uncomfortable incident usually leads to a brief hiatus in the friendship while both parties come to terms with their awkward feelings of guilt/shame.

An awkward hand job may be used a form of currency or bartering system for minor favors or small amounts of money.

Used in conversation as "AHJ".

Example (Awkward Hand Job):

Person 1: I can pay you back that money I owe you next friday!

Person 2: It's fine, just give me an AHJ and we'll call it quits.

Person 1: ... fine... :-/

by kevseany August 4, 2012

Awksymoron

a phrase/sentence that does not make sense, an awkward oxymoron. the result of an awksymoron may be a dead-end in the conversation.

Latisha: Dude, the weather in summer is so cool

Shenoa: Ummm, what? That doesn't make sense...

Latisha: Like cool as in the slang sense of the word. Haha, also 'cause it's not cool is summer so it's an oxymoron

Shenoa: ...

Latisha: yea...

(awkward)

Shenoa: ...awksymoron

by awksymorons June 4, 2011

Awkward Lantern

Someone who transcends awkwardness in social situations, and even can control it and use it to their own advantage. An Awkward Lantern is somebody who can talk to anybody, and redirect any awkwardness in a conversation unto the other parties, by refusing to acknowledge it. Named after the superhero Green Lantern, because whereas a Green Lantern has control over the color green, an Awkward Lantern has control over awkwardness. Although they are rare, awkward lanterns are usually very adaptable and quick-thinking individuals. A true one can be dangerous if not a friend, because they have allies in the most unexpected places.

"I can't believe he got invited to that party!"
"Of course he did. He's an Awkward Lantern."

by mrblonde267 September 6, 2007

awkward transference

When you're watching a movie and actors start to sing. You feel so embarrassed for them and your eyes start to tear.

"Dude, why is Sigourney Weaver singing 'Back in the U.S.S.R.?' I'm feeling such awkward transference right now."

by lewibrysh April 11, 2009