rotten avocado

A rotten avocado behaves like a vegetable in its natural habitat. A Jakob Ip is therefore the definition of a rotten avocado.

OMG a rotten avocado, must be Jakob Ip!

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Warm Avocado

Dick taste like warm avocado.. so it means dick

"What does it taste like?"
"LKinda like avocado... but warm avocado"

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a low life obese fat youtuber who thinks being a slop is "Trendy".

jim: you r so fat like nikocado avocado

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The revered King of the Rochester area yikyak.

Person 1: "Did you see Blue Avocado's good morning post?"

Person 2: "Yes! Not even my parents cared this much."

Blue Avocado by RocYikYak December 11, 2022

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Oh shit. It’s here. Big fucking avocado

Bro what’s wrong?
Big fucking avocado

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when you have a micropenis and it slips into the wrong hole by accident

melissa:“omg karen you’ll never believe what happened with big boy bobby last night!”
karen: “don’t tell me you slippery avocadoed”
melissa: “...”

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When you eat her pussy out so good it turns into guacamole.

Guy1: "Yo, were you eating her avocado?"

Guy2: "Ya man! My tongue game was so strong, she had to waddle the next day!"

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