While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
by The professional definers June 8, 2025
Get the Autistic wanna-be Voldemortmug. This person is so autistic.
by Cocksucker3001 November 23, 2021
Get the Autisticmug. ‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’
by Daniel19 December 13, 2019
Get the autistic bean disordermug. by NotNovo May 25, 2025
Get the Autisticmug. Might be confused with a “nice guy” when meeting and talking face to face but will become autistic and leave any social situation they are not comfortable with. Typically will throw in an odd autistic one liner in the convo about cars or something if they are hyper interested in a topic. May seem cold and does not know when they are damaging another persons reputation with their genius IQ and corrections over indirection communication like email and may sound like a dick. Very high IQ but will have trouble finding dates or relationships. More like able than Try Hard Nerd but may have trouble connecting with others due to autism.
- example: Autistic Nerd(In real life) - Hey, look at those cars, I love cars.
- Normal person: yeah cars are cool.
- Autistic nerd (over email) - this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong. You did not do anything here. I answered you already.
- Normal person: wow what a dick.
- Normal person: yeah cars are cool.
- Autistic nerd (over email) - this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong. You did not do anything here. I answered you already.
- Normal person: wow what a dick.
by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024
Get the Autistic Nerdmug.