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Get the Astro Fucker mug.Astro—the phantom of the peaks, His name whispers through the valleys, carried on the howl of apexes conquered and the scream of tires at their limit. The fastest on the mountain, he doesn’t drive to compete; he drives to dominate, to etch his mastery into the asphalt of every winding pass.
Every turn is a signature, every straight a testament to his raw skill. His machine—a symphony of power and precision—becomes an extension of his will, a blur of headlights and fury in the darkness. He reads the road like poetry, every crack, every bump, a stanza that fuels his flow. Rivals don’t challenge Astro; their hopes shattered by the thunder of his exhaust disappearing into the horizon.
Astro isn’t just the best driver you’ve known; he’s a force, a legend, the embodiment of speed itself. To witness him is to stand in awe of the mountain’s true ruler, to see what happens when man and machine transcend the limits of the possible.
Every turn is a signature, every straight a testament to his raw skill. His machine—a symphony of power and precision—becomes an extension of his will, a blur of headlights and fury in the darkness. He reads the road like poetry, every crack, every bump, a stanza that fuels his flow. Rivals don’t challenge Astro; their hopes shattered by the thunder of his exhaust disappearing into the horizon.
Astro isn’t just the best driver you’ve known; he’s a force, a legend, the embodiment of speed itself. To witness him is to stand in awe of the mountain’s true ruler, to see what happens when man and machine transcend the limits of the possible.
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Get the Astro mug.Astro Time is the time after 3 am in the morning, when no braincells are working anymore, so you basically talk garbage and go on autopilot. After Astro Time started you can't be held accountable for anything you say or do anymore, because you are literally becoming a dolphin and being only half conscious.
After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?
E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.
This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.
(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?
E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.
This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.
(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
"It's officially 3 am. That means we gonna wrap it up folks. No more spending time in the strip club, because I can't spend my money thoughtfully anymore. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro
"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
by Astro_logical_astrologist November 23, 2021
Get the Astro Time mug.An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”
“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”
“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”
“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”
“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”
“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”
“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”
“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
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