ass man

Proffesional wrestler and fauxmosexual Billy gunn

"I'm an ass man, i'm an ass man!"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

assmaster

one who can convince a girl to give up the ass is an assmaster.

hey girl...how 'bout some ass?

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Grown Ass Man

when an adult does or says something childish or something a teen would say

"Aw yes your so cute I just wanna cuddle you"
NIGGA YOU ARE 26. YOU. A. GROWN ASS MAN.

by bigslimedeo March 17, 2022

assmace

When a person delightfully sticks their bare-ass in the receiver's face to accomplish the goal of shooting a noxious substance, thus containing the situation without using pepper-spray.

Andy felt like he would be raped by this man, so since his pants were already down and he was bent over, he used assmace to subdue the pervert.

by ψThrash Till Deathψ July 16, 2009

Assanging

Having unprotected sex with a random partner(s) a la the Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Raw dogging it. Having unprotected sex.

So I met these two Swedish girls at the club last night, took them both home I didn't have a rubber so I just started assanging it. I hope they were as clean as they looked.

by Game-Bitches December 8, 2010

assmonk

flaming homosexual

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Assmonkey

an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about

AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.

by Tardo September 28, 2003