Assleep

When your butt falls asleep after sitting on it for too long.

After a long Monday at work, I always fall Assleep.

by Case Face September 3, 2007

assteeth

someone who has a tiny cock and has had their ass cheeks surgically removed and put on their teeth

DJ burke has assteeth and has a vagina

what a dinkuspie

by tripod dinkus April 11, 2009

Ashlee

Ashlee has 2 E's for a reason. It borrowed the 2nd "E" from the South. Yup, thats right. All girls named Ashlee are Hicks from the South. Ashlees tend to have thick Southern accents, small bodies, and a grandma (who most likely lives out West, probably Oklahoma) who could be a strong candidate for one of those hoarders TV shows. Ashlee's now live in the North, but her blood is always full of Southern Hick DNA.

Ashlee: Yee-Haw. Y'all know where I could get some fine grub for supper? I haven't eatin' since 10AM.

Ashley: Hello. Would you happen to know where I could grab a bite to eat? My last meal was around 10AM.

by Fiesta Hora August 29, 2017

Assley

"Assley" is a term used to describe how thick or rich a certain brand of toilet paper is. Industrial toilet paper that can be found in public schools and businesses is of generic brand, thus not very assley. On the other hand, certain brands that can be bought at department stores can often have double or even triple ply. These brands often require less usage as they are prone to clog the toilet if used in excess. Rule of thumb for using assley toilet paper: less is more.

If you're going to the washroom for a hearty #2, don't use too much toilet paper. The toilet paper in the washroom is very assley.

by Ruperto San Sangelo November 1, 2017

Ashleep

A state of mind whereby the person seems to be awake but they are asleep because there are sheep who believe everything the media and government says even though they know they are liars. So it's a voluntary denial of truth because the truth is uncomfortable

The government allows flouride in the water because they want you to be ashleep while they run off with the spoils

by Moldolf March 25, 2020

Ashlee

People who are ashlee mostly have facial hair and are not well liked by people. They tend to be fucking arrogant and think they are good looking when they are girls who look like men. When Men see her, they will go "Oh look its the girl with facial hair!" Most Ashlee tend to traumatise people with their bushes on their chin. They are always wearing those fancy clothing to make them look for attractive when they are flat like a punctured ball.

"look at that piece of carboard!ITS ASHLEE!"

by rey69696977 June 20, 2022

Falling asleep at the wheel

When a hamster finds themselves really tuckered out, after all that cardio. And doesn't want to move from the wheel before taking a nap.

Man. Moo Moo sure has been falling asleep at the wheel a lot lately. I wonder how much he'd hate me if I poked his little belly right now.

by Olive989 March 3, 2023