Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.
First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
by stuffthannnngs October 23, 2014
I am peter allen
by Its your boy peter allen December 19, 2017
Calvin Allen is a cute guy. He really is nice, funny, and attractive.
He has a really good sense of humor, and despite that, he also is very religious.
He has many friends, and there is always one girl which is very special for him.
He knows that he is quite attractive, but he keeps his love for someone special, and he keeps on secretly missing his special person.
He has a really good sense of humor, and despite that, he also is very religious.
He has many friends, and there is always one girl which is very special for him.
He knows that he is quite attractive, but he keeps his love for someone special, and he keeps on secretly missing his special person.
by gohibernating November 17, 2018
Total bitch that uses her 'depression' to gain attention. However, it doesn't end there. She uses self harm to get into peoples heads and fuck every lad about in the Pinxton/Normo area. Pure and utter, sket. She'll tongue punch your fart box for a fiver.
by GloriousFartBoxTonguePuncher November 05, 2019
Rey Allen a perfect guy for any lady is a smart guy. Smart guys think fast and solve problems easily. They’re creative and innovative. They can create a wonderful environment out of nothing. In other words, they can improvise easily and tend to see the bigger picture. Rey Allen is a man who loves you enough to appreciate your family and friends is worth having around.As a matter of fact, one of the ways to find out how much a man loves and respects you is how he treats other people related to you.While over protectiveness can easily become a bit toxic, it’s quite cute to have a protective man as a partner.A guy who is confident is aware of what he brings to the table. He is charismatic and smart, and he knows it… But then he does not allow those qualities to get to his head. A confident guydoesn’t beg to be loved. He simply steps back if he notices that he’s not wanted.The perfect man for you is a man who appreciates you for who you are. He is always thanking his stars for allowing him to meet you. A good man will make you feel like you are the best thing that ever happened to him. And he will give you all the attention and love that he can muster.
by River Aire November 24, 2021
The most beautiful and amazing girl that had ever lived. Can over go any obstacle and achieve her goals.
"Did u see kylie allen finish that race in .02 seconds?"
"Heck ya. Did u notice how beautifully she looked as well?"
"Heck ya. Did u notice how beautifully she looked as well?"
by Reed blue April 27, 2016
Is the definition of amazing. She is a fun loving, happy person. She is beautiful inside and out, and has the prettiest deep brown eyes I have ever seen. She is truly wonderful. And means the world to me.
Emie Allen is my favorite person in the world<3.
by EmiesGuy August 05, 2011