Exposing a Joseph Allen

Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.

Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Double Reverse Tim Allen

When she’s doing the splits on your face, and you make a Tim Allen noise into her pussy. Then, with incredible aim you bounce her off your face onto your dick. Then finally turn her over, spin around and continue fucking.

Person 1: yo, I was eating Stacy out last night and I hit her with the Double Reverse Tim Allen.

Person 2: How the hell did you get into my house?

by godsunfinishedcreation October 5, 2021

Phat Allen

A character parodying Fat Albert that appeared in an episode of the comedy show, Drawn Together.

Phat Allen: Hey, hey, hey, hey.

by 10293848576 December 30, 2011

james allen

A very annoying but friendly person who is always there for you.James is the type of person you can only handle for about 2 hours before wanting to choke him.

Stop being such a James Allen

by Freddie the guy 14652 May 2, 2018

coach allen

Some annoying teacher who is a coach who knows nothing about what they teach.

That bush is a coach Allen

by #FakeNews February 23, 2018

Allen West

A steaming pile of fecal matter that wears a suit.

"What are you wearing?! You look like Allen West!"

by Max Hamoodi June 9, 2013

Port Allen, LA

The armpit of Louisiana. All high schoolers think they are country/redneck. Blacks will wait till you are 4 feet from them and walk out in the street in front of your moving car. At night. Just about the ugliest and most boring place to live on earth.

"Wanna go to Port Allen, LA?"

-"Fuck, no."

by Uhhhhhh Huhhhh August 6, 2009