by rus329 March 30, 2010
Starting its life in the Austin TX prison system an albino baby with a sombrero is the shape that was formed by years worth of inmates crystalized cum in one specific shower drain. Its alternative use out of the showers was to call another inmate a homosexual since the shape was made out of semen.
Inmate #1 "that man right there he's an albino baby with a sombrero".
Inmate #2 " how's that?"
Inmate #1 " because I saw him sucking off Rodrigo for no commissary".
Inmate #2 " how's that?"
Inmate #1 " because I saw him sucking off Rodrigo for no commissary".
by Fuck_you_christian September 07, 2020
The most ugly white shoes you can find usually found In the recycling bin of a middle school boys locker room
by Niggerrick March 05, 2018
We're on a search for the elusive albino blowfish.
by chitownrioters July 14, 2005
when a guy cums in a girls mouth then she spits it back on his dick then he wipes it across a girls upper lip
by papa wilson January 13, 2012
When 5 or more males ejaculate on top of one man's face. The semen should get in his eyes making them turn bloodshot and red. One man takes a solid shit on the man's nose, making it look like a horn. This procedure will make it look like an albino rhino. Russians partake in this sexual activity.
by Jason Boeck October 31, 2011
a white furry gargantuan monkey penis that is so big and furry that it can go up your ass and cum out your mouth
cocklover69 “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have you seen shitters massive fucking albino monkey cock? (i love shoving it up by butt)
by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022