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Super Albert

Definition 1:

If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)

Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.

Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:

i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”
Example:
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.
by self proclaimed celebrity September 15, 2023
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crack albert

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert
by Puke lerry September 9, 2022
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Roger Albert

A loyal, kind, patience, behave, hardworking and yummy person, boys and girls adore him because he has a nice body and handsome face, bitch don't mess with him because he can replace you right away.
Roger Albert is an easy to get person.
Roger Albert is a loveable person who can love 10 person at the same time.
by nralbert June 7, 2021
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Chubby Albert

I was walking down the street and Chubby Albert offered to walk me across the road, what a nice broccoli
by Chubby Albert June 6, 2021
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Albert-John

Albert-John has a large pp
by OomAlbert November 24, 2021
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Albert Hitler

He's the heir of der Führer
by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017
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Pulling an Albert

Embarking on a musical tour of the United Kingdom of Great Britain without the inclusion of the Republic of Ireland/Northern Ireland.
Just like Albert Hammond Jr - "pulling an Albert"
by HotPHATmezzz November 16, 2018
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