Agent Gyatless 

A true sigma with one goal getting a huge peach-like gyat going on secret missions each day to get that bbl drizzy there gyat is growing at a rapid rate while we are unsure of who exactly agent gyatless is we know that they are one of lucs cousins or maybe even lucs bucs himself

oh wow its agent gyatless hohoho i guess we can't call him that anymore since he got that bbl drizzy"
"i bet its luca jianu hes had a huge bbl drizzy glow up in the past 5 months"

Agent Gyatless by Lucs cousin May 28, 2024

agent 7

(splatoon) for some reason, everyone thinks that pearl and marina are agents 5 and 6 so everyone thinks theres an agent 7 somewhere, or they got blended up. or they're the next agent to the squidbeak splatoon. seriously?

"yo where is agent 7?"
"they're not even in the lore mate"

agent 7 by koiyune June 7, 2024

Agent Red 

a dumbass

agent red is a dumbass

Agent Red by sawnoob72 April 30, 2025

Agent-plexing

The act of juggling multiple AI agents across different projects — reviewing outputs, fixing weird hallucinations, approving follow-ups, and keeping the bots from collectively losing the plot.

Like multitasking, but every “task” has its own personality and opinion about the prompt.

Sorry I missed your call — I’ve been agent-plexing three ChatGPTs and a Claude all morning.

Agent-plexing by ManfredMacx October 14, 2025

Agent 47

A fictional baldheaded hitman from the video game series “Hitman”. He is known by 3 names “Agent 47”, “The Apex Predator”, and “Tobias Rieper”, and I also believe he is a gayfuck

Frank: Yoo dawg, I just hired this bald-ass hitman for my shit

Tyrone: Why the fuck would you hire a fucking bald hitman

Frank: Cause that bald freak is Agent 47 yoooo

Tyrone: I dont give a fuck *n-word*

Agent 47 by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 6, 2025

Agent 32

Someone who is an absolute cock-block. An anti-wingman.

Everything was going well with her until Agent 32 showed up!

Agent 32 by Graxxly January 6, 2026

Agent Orange

Referring to Donald J. Trump due to his orange spray tan and his lies to get what he wants and the fact that many people thought he would be harmless so they voted for him just to see it turn out not only harmful to every American but fatal to many just like the two pesticides that were mixed in the Vietnam war that caused severe complications and birth defects that will haunt someone for a lifetime.

Agent Orange is the 47th President of the United States of America.

Agent Orange by ASP Inc. June 19, 2026