An account used for trick and extort gullible man. Generally the profile picture is an attractive woman.
I was extorted for a fake account in ܳtwitter.
by barbaroja December 29, 2022
The act of a poor gold digging man and a wealthy rich man, both over the age of 60 having a sword fight with their penises, thus creating a "flop" sound as their dongs collide. The "account" stems from the fact that they do it in front of multiple other old men, who all cheer them on and at the end they all end up having a flop-fest where all these old men have a massive battle using their schlongs as mighty swords.
Jerry: What's a flop account? My uncle told me about how he saw one last night.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.
Chad: Dude thats slang for a party where old men use their meatsticks to sword-fight each other.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
Broke, no funds, overdrawn to the extreme, underwater and lower than whale shit, bankrupting yourself and still spending.
"I sure could use a cup but I checked the owebam-account and it looks dicey. What the hell! Come on, I'll buy us both a 'Bucks and leave it to Uncle Visa." or...
"New coat? I thought you were broke."
"Yah, but the owebam-account is still open."
"New coat? I thought you were broke."
"Yah, but the owebam-account is still open."
by geezitron December 09, 2009
A account on social media that posts anything. There is no theme to there account and most sasses rant about there life on it. Most of the time they let no one from real life follow them. (most sass accounts are on instagram)
Someone from real life: "I saw your sass account on instagram! let me follow!"
sass: "No! Stop its just for me."
sass: "No! Stop its just for me."
by papertowns July 06, 2014
A Man's Privial parts! Sound's weird, i know, but drawing money out of a bank account is sorta the same as drawing man-juice out of a shlong!
by Kez December 11, 2004
someone that post tweets but they fail to get many likes. a term mostly used in stan twitter for someone who gets 10-20 likes maximum.
by bocasclouds May 27, 2020
Everyone's favorite person in time of emotional outburst.
The one with wisdom, philosophy and patience who will listen to you and try his/her best, and usually succeed in making you calm and composed again.
And would probably make a balance sheet of your emotions before wandering away, till you try to find him/her next.
Generally doesn't charge you for service provided.
The one with wisdom, philosophy and patience who will listen to you and try his/her best, and usually succeed in making you calm and composed again.
And would probably make a balance sheet of your emotions before wandering away, till you try to find him/her next.
Generally doesn't charge you for service provided.
Dude 1: Look at Mike, he's everyone's emotional accountant.
Dude 2: Yeah I saw Kelly crying on his shoulders yesterday after her break up with Chad.
Dude 2: Yeah I saw Kelly crying on his shoulders yesterday after her break up with Chad.
by bluejay24 August 23, 2010