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five armed girlfriend

I heard Christopher has a five armed girlfriend and she loves it dry
by the unitato September 22, 2013
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Biscuit-arsed

A state of anger directed towards another often caused by shock or indignation
I only said he should calm down when he got all biscuit-arsed, ranting that he was calm and I should calm down
by theidiot21 October 28, 2020
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You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021
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rat-arsed

Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.
I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.
by Richie December 11, 2003
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arsed up

To get annoyed or stressed about something
"He got really arsed up when we took the piss out of his BO"
by J@mes May 2, 2006
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Artemi

crazy Russian, huge fan of vodka and partying. attractive, buff, and smart at times. Artemis don't care what other people think as long as their having fun.

tend to have long relationships.
loves vodka.
Artemi
by BonBon1233 May 21, 2011
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Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.
The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.
by Kike-O October 14, 2009
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