Amish Jumpstart

When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.

So marcy passed out, i gave her an Amish jumpstart to get her percolated.

by sandyhook May 11, 2022

amish whore

Someone who is Amish and is selling their body for cash money.

Natalie is an Amish whore.

by Amish breeder March 8, 2022

Amish Surprise

When you cum in a food container and don't tell anyone and you wait for them to eat it

I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich

by lovemuffin69420 May 25, 2023

Amish mistake

May be abbreiviated as "Amish". Something incredibly stupid that occurs to spoil an otherwise perfect situation. After an Amish custom of leaving deliberate skips in the pattern of quilts, lest a perfect design make the Almighty jealous.

When we drove to Scotland for the weekend, my forgetting to fill the tank before going about the Highlands was the Amish mistake of the outing.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

Half Amish

Person or persons that are deeply religious.(Including all religions)Though these people may own and operate technology, it is very outdated. They tend to be home schooled, homebodies and, very creepy.

Person A: "Did you hear about the family down the street? They still have Windows 95!"

Person B: "Wow. They must be Half Amish!"

by Flushman May 8, 2008

amish porn

A non-sexual picture of a woman with legs exposed above the knee.

Prude: "This picture is inappropriate!"

Reasonable person: "Yeah honey, no more posting amish porn ;)"

by L1ght May 30, 2014

Amish Drive-By

To stick a pickled egg in ones rectum, squawk like a chicken or other egg laying fowl, and push the egg into a partner’s open mouth.

“Hey Kyler mind if I give a girl an Amish drive-by in your barn?”
“Sure, just don’t use my good pickled eggs.”

by Bert Reynold’s gay cousin October 19, 2021