dirty alpo

putting penutbutter around your anus and having your dog lick it clean

scottie went home after work and had a dirty alpo

by barbershoptalks November 28, 2011

almost bestie

it's kind of self explanatory, but almost bestie is someone who is not quite your best friend but is nearly.
It is also a ironic expression for bagging your best friend by sayin that they are only your "almost bestie".

claire: "helen, fuck off, you are only ,my almost bestie!!!"
helen: "(sob, sob) i thought you were my best friend"
OR
helen: "you just failed me by not giving me your lunch, you are no longer my almost bestie! (laughs hilariously)
claire:i didn't want to be you stinking almost bestie anyway, i've got my friend amy instead!"

by claireo February 3, 2006

almost-quaintance

A person to whom one has at one point sent a successful social networking friends request or from whom one has accepted such request.

1: I really need to clean up my facebook friends list, my news feed is painful to scroll through: It's full of so many strangers' bullshit.
2: 'Yeah, gotta' love those almost-quaintances'!

by ClownPuncture July 28, 2013

Allosexual

One who is primarily sexually attracted to allosaurus. Gender is inconsequential when choosing the allosaurus.

Not many allosexuals left in the world since allosaurus died off 200 million years ago.

by Farts Macgee July 3, 2020

Almost-infinite

Having such a great number, that it seems paradoxically infinite; seemingly-infinite, although one knows that it is not

Just think about it...with the money we make from this deal, the possibilities are almost-infinite.

by Shadowulf1 September 25, 2010

almost sex

An act of sexual encounters where the male and female give each other pleasure by masturbating one another. Which keeps the females hymen intact. I guess.

Yo i had the best almost sex ever

Wtf u talkin bout

She beat me off bro, that shit felt good as hell

Bruhh

by blbbrown0927 December 13, 2014

A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.

Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.

by spivtron and dr. slinky August 9, 2012