a boy with a shaved head and a long lanky neck a turtle is well known for telling lies and then getting exposed by his peers
turtle boy :mmmm i just got a blow job from my girlfriend
turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend
turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend
by not luis really March 23, 2017
by "Goyo" September 29, 2012
by Numbmumd March 24, 2019
A girl that is only fine(good looking) enough to get a blow job from.
A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
Yo so, did you bang the turtle? Nah I just got a BJ. Stop lying bro you joined the turtle club.
It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.
Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.
Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.
A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.
I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
by Crazy charismatic August 08, 2017
an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.
" I got to go, I'm turtleing"
by Big Finn December 10, 2013
To go on Facebook or other media sites writing sexual private messages while drunk. Looking for new online friends with the sole purpose to flirt and exchange sex messages. Because this is done in a drunken state the browser crawls slowly through pages like a turtle for who they like the look of.
She started on the wine in the afternoon and by the evening she was on the vodka and turtleing, the next day she had no recollection of what she had said and to who!
by Glasstable April 21, 2015