Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019

Dad

A person who usually leaves.

That person is such a dad.

by peepee pee pee July 23, 2019

Dad

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

by bigboybiggg April 13, 2020

Dad

Your Mother's Husband

Hey Dad, can I have some food

by f_t_l March 01, 2021

Dad

A lovely kind person who is quite like a unversial remote, he is a taxi driver, and an ATM all at once, and he can easily be won over with a cup of tea!
Father, Taxidriver, ATM, Parent, GAA Fanatic.

Daughter: Dad, will to drive me into town.

Dad: Hmm, i dunno..!!

Daughter: ill make tea...

Dad: Ok!!

by Kinky Boots August 23, 2008

Dad

The guy who is supposed to be there for you. Not the guy who hangs out with his friends getting drunk all the time, going to bars every night, getting in jail, saying he doesn't give a fuck. Thats why i call Kellin Quinn my dad. Yeah, i may not know him personally, never even met him, but i can tell you that his music, sleeping with sirens, even closer 2 closer, helps me get through it. It gives me hope. I need to meet him one day, and tell him what his music means to me.

Them:"Hey Kellin Quinn"

Me:"Hes like my dad, his music raised me"

by The Girl Who Could Fly July 28, 2013

DAD

drop a duece

person 1:i have to go DAD
person 2:don't forget to wipe

by XwaltonX August 23, 2008