Tom

Absolute mad lad. Massive balls and a 69420 incher. Good in bed and will crush your intestines with his huge dick

Tom is seggsie

by 69420KidsInTheBasement42069 October 27, 2020

Tom

Has an extremely large cock and bum-tongue! Best pussy licker around

Girl: that was so pleasurable
Girl 2: that’s because he’s tom.

by osamabinladen April 28, 2022

tom

Term used to describe the man pussy or mangina. May also be referred to as a tom.

My tom quivers in anticipation of his throbbing member.

by Queen without a cuntry July 3, 2009

Tom

He is an appelworst, combined with a snarf and mnokey.

Tom, have you lost your backpack again? SUCKER

by inf1nity May 15, 2008

Tom

Toms are lovely specimens, they come in all shapes and sizes, they have beautiful minds and a ravishing appearance just like a pansy, they like to watch lots of James Bond movies and cook lots of carbohydrates.

her: is that a Tom?
me: I dont think YOUVE ever seen a Tom....

by jimbotambo September 11, 2011

tom

A slang word used to describe a man with two assholes. Most commonly used as an insult.

Woah man, i heard about that guy, apparently he has two assholes!

Haha yeah, what a Tom!

by Project Mayhem April 1, 2008

Tom

The act of being a bitch.

Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight?

Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do.

James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us!

by Jameseroonski January 9, 2008