1. behaving like a jackass acting stupid becuase you are drunk or high.
2. embarrassing yourself because you was actin dumb.
2. embarrassing yourself because you was actin dumb.
1. big bob: What the hell was wrong wrong with last night playboy?
Lil bitch: I dont know man I was acting a donkey?
2 Dont drink too much and start acting a donkey or i will your ass here..
Lil bitch: I dont know man I was acting a donkey?
2 Dont drink too much and start acting a donkey or i will your ass here..
by lil sleazy.. April 13, 2009
Get the acting a donkey mug. Worse than simply stupid. A total idiot.
To call someone a donkey in many cultures means that person is an idiot. But donkeys are not necessarily stupid, and possibly quite intelligent, Them being equated to stupidity may have more to to do with their stubbornness and not stupidity. But calling someone a donkey has taken hold of in many cultures, including Western and Asian, to imply that person being called it is a stupid person or an idiot.
To then call someone a stupid donkey is like a double superlative, to mean that the person is a complete ass, or ridiculously and totally stupid.
To call someone a donkey in many cultures means that person is an idiot. But donkeys are not necessarily stupid, and possibly quite intelligent, Them being equated to stupidity may have more to to do with their stubbornness and not stupidity. But calling someone a donkey has taken hold of in many cultures, including Western and Asian, to imply that person being called it is a stupid person or an idiot.
To then call someone a stupid donkey is like a double superlative, to mean that the person is a complete ass, or ridiculously and totally stupid.
by rufustherat March 8, 2011
Get the Stupid Donkeymug. 
the girl is in a slanted sitting position when you blow your diarrhea shit on her back and it streams down her back like lava on a mountian.
by donkeymasterbill April 29, 2010
Get the lava donkeymug. someone that defends the company they work for EVEN when it’s in the wrong, mostly used for employees who keep on giving non-solutions and non-answers instead of admitting that the company they work for is garbage son of garbage and that there’s no solution for the problem you found in their product/service.
For example, Apple employees who say that Apple slows down your iPhone with new updates just to “reserve battery life” instead of saying that they’re tryna make you feel that your iPhone is old to trick you to buy the next iPhone.
John: “sometimes the sound of my alarm doesn’t go off even when my iPhone is not silent and the volume is all the way up, and the speakers work by the way, I missed three of my university courses this week just cause of this, why is that happening?”
Apple employee: “yeah it’s because the iphone was silent”
John: “bro i said it happens even when it’s not silent”
Apple employee: “let’s test it”
*tests it* *still doesnt work*
Apple employee: “let’s test the camera”
John: “what does the camera has to do with anything?”
Apple employee: “let’s see the speakers then”
John: “but i said they work...”
Apple employee: “but are they loud enough?”
john: *plays music on iphone*
Apple employee: “can you recreate the alarm issue?”
John: “it happens only sometimes” *tries to recreate it but fails*
John: “cant you check the iPhone with a software or something to see where are the errors coming from?”
Apple employee: “sorry, you cant recreate it so i cant help you, i doubt that it even exists, next person please”
John: “gimme that phone store-donkey”
John: “sometimes the sound of my alarm doesn’t go off even when my iPhone is not silent and the volume is all the way up, and the speakers work by the way, I missed three of my university courses this week just cause of this, why is that happening?”
Apple employee: “yeah it’s because the iphone was silent”
John: “bro i said it happens even when it’s not silent”
Apple employee: “let’s test it”
*tests it* *still doesnt work*
Apple employee: “let’s test the camera”
John: “what does the camera has to do with anything?”
Apple employee: “let’s see the speakers then”
John: “but i said they work...”
Apple employee: “but are they loud enough?”
john: *plays music on iphone*
Apple employee: “can you recreate the alarm issue?”
John: “it happens only sometimes” *tries to recreate it but fails*
John: “cant you check the iPhone with a software or something to see where are the errors coming from?”
Apple employee: “sorry, you cant recreate it so i cant help you, i doubt that it even exists, next person please”
John: “gimme that phone store-donkey”
by Mans-mans May 19, 2020
Get the Store-Donkeymug. A father who always smells and walks around in his underpants. He never suggests an activity for the family to do. In other words, an awful father
Kid: Hey, Dad, wanna play some baseball?
Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.
Kid: DONKEY DAD!
Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.
Kid: DONKEY DAD!
by Summertimefun August 3, 2009
Get the Donkey Dadmug. Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.
by nubman September 19, 2008
Get the douche donkeymug.