Monkey Cannon

A vodka cocktail made with 4 shots of vodka, a dash of Sriracha, and grapefruit juice. Perfect for any monkey event.

Last night I drank 4 Monkey Cannons and dropkicked my son.

by Dr. Cummy July 4, 2021

Chowder Cannon

A penis.

Quit playing with your chowder cannon you pervert.

by 5fingerSurprise March 11, 2009

yeet cannon

A mythical unicorn handgun manufactured by Hi-Point firearms that is full semiauto

Yo dog, I stay strapped wit dat Yeet Cannon

by Incorrigiblepatriot June 20, 2019

bass cannon

A subwoofer of exceedingly high volume and potency. The kind of thing that gets cops knocking on your doors at any time of the day and noise ordinance violation tickets if placed into your car.

Dude1: I'd get a bass cannon for my car, but I just can't afford the tickets.

by Raubritter February 19, 2006

cum cannon

Glorious definition of one's manhood

Bend over ho, you're 'bout to feel the wrath of my cum cannon!

by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

dorm cannon

Projectile weapon usually made from about six 12-ounce soda pop or beer cans with the all the tops and bottoms cut out except for one, which is placed at the bottom end, and held together by duct tape. Device is filled at one end with some type of explosive gas such as butane from a disposable lighter. An object such as a ball, a wadded up sock, or a potato or other vegetable is then loaded into the open end, and the gas is ignited by a lighter or lit cigarette. Makes a loud noise and, if properly made, can be used to shoot the projectile down a dormitory hallway or out a window. Not recommended for quiet floors. Generally frowned upon by Resident Advisors, college administrators, and university police.

Dude, don't come out in the hallway. Jimmy is in the stairs and is going to set of his dorm cannon.

by ElOjo August 22, 2007

Ion Cannon

A gdi superweapon developed in cnc 1. It reportedly blasted kane's temple of nod in the first war. In the 2nd war, its power increased a bit but wasn't important story wise. In the 3rd war, one blast can wipe out almost anything. and it looks pretty to see when it begins to vaporize and enemy position.

In Tiberian Sun, an ion cannon can destroy an obelisk of light in one shot. In Tiberium Wars, it can destroy the obelisk of light AND anything in a significant radius.

by blitz567 April 12, 2007