Fappier Than Ever

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.

Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.

by gregben February 26, 2022

less than jake

an olden times american slang word meanining to be less than average.
(also th ebest ska band ! ;-))

man she's hot
nah she is less than jake if you ask me

by beef January 16, 2005

Gayer than AIDS

Being super gay, gayer then gay faggots.

Normal guy: Hey man you touched my ass.

Gay guy: You love it

Normal guy: Fuck off, your Gayer than Aids.

by Boredtodeath.com.ru.au.de.boob January 25, 2012

Better Than Ezra

A kick ass Southern Pop-rock power trio from Louisiana. They gained popularity with the song Good and have consistenly toured for over 15 years gianing new fans all the time. They are better than Ezra which may or may not have been a band they knew.

"Did you hear the new Better than Ezra single?"

by dan brodie July 12, 2005

Sweeter than Lane

Phrase derived from the FACT that Mountaineer Field is sweeter than Lane Stadium. Thusly anything that is pretty sweet can be deemed "sweeter than Lane"

Did you hear that new Kanye album...its sweeter than Lane

Dang, this is a nice stadium...its sweeter than Lane

by Special Teams Coach Beamer November 18, 2010

Tighter than a Beringer

A Beringer, also known as an Ebinger, is a level of "tightness", saltiness, and a mild amount of anger. You are not necessarily mad, but disappointed to a point that some facial expression and a change in demeanor are very apparent.

Also used to describe actual tightness of something.

"Jacob was tighter than a Beringer when Johnny stole his girl"
"I'm tighter than a Beringer after losing my jawn"
"Bruh last night, she was tighter than a Beringer.

by hiimyor May 25, 2018

hungrier than a hostage

A severe state of hunger.

I haven't eaten since this morning and I'm hungrier than a hostage.

by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008