a very maternal lesbian.
a lesbian with the tendancies to coddle or 'mommy' their friends, or comfort anyone they care about.
a lesbian with the tendancies to coddle or 'mommy' their friends, or comfort anyone they care about.
Tina: You're tag is sticking out. Let me get it for you *sticks tag back in shirt*
Lisa: Thanks. You're such a mommy dyke
Lisa: Thanks. You're such a mommy dyke
by Thunda! October 1, 2007

by Nniyahhhh January 28, 2022

by Tot3xx September 27, 2022

by Shahj928 May 14, 2021

When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.
People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021

Business hours that are worked around the workers' childrens' schedules. For example, a business may only be open on weekdays from late morning to early afternoon, when children tend to be at school. Therefore, the business is rarely open at times when customers can actually come to it.
I heard good things about that hair salon, but they're on mommy hours. Only open from 10:30-2 on weekdays and never on weekends, so I can never go to it.
by bawtx May 12, 2011

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
