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mommy dyke

a very maternal lesbian.

a lesbian with the tendancies to coddle or 'mommy' their friends, or comfort anyone they care about.
Tina: You're tag is sticking out. Let me get it for you *sticks tag back in shirt*
Lisa: Thanks. You're such a mommy dyke
by Thunda! October 1, 2007
mugGet the mommy dykemug.

Mommy milkers

Someone with a big ass chest.And people like to lay on them 😭
You:damn she has some mommy milkers

Me:some what
You:bitch a big chest
by Nniyahhhh January 28, 2022
mugGet the Mommy milkersmug.

Cum Mommy

A Femdom who loves cum and is deserving of draining one of their cum.
If you think i’m worthy, i can be your cum mommy ;)
by Tot3xx September 27, 2022
mugGet the Cum Mommymug.

Mommy Nessa

a female with too much ass fam and a large portion of breast
Mommy Nessa got a fat butt hiei tried to eat it
by Shahj928 May 14, 2021
mugGet the Mommy Nessamug.

mommy second

When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.

People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021
mugGet the mommy secondmug.

mommy hours

Business hours that are worked around the workers' childrens' schedules. For example, a business may only be open on weekdays from late morning to early afternoon, when children tend to be at school. Therefore, the business is rarely open at times when customers can actually come to it.
I heard good things about that hair salon, but they're on mommy hours. Only open from 10:30-2 on weekdays and never on weekends, so I can never go to it.
by bawtx May 12, 2011
mugGet the mommy hoursmug.

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
mugGet the salty mommymug.

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