When youre having a bowl of cereal with no thought about it, except when you bring the spoon to your mouth, you see it is moving. Oops, you accidentally poured horse sperm instead of milk. But you still keep on eating your cereal, whilst starring into the eyes of your cousin. As they aproach you, get into some hot steamy sex, when youre eating her out, you spit, accidentally getting her pregnant with horse semen. and Bam you can finally have human-horse hybrid child with your morbidly obese cousin.
Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!
by Autistic Camel November 08, 2022
The use of a tentacle dildo in a partners ass-hole to suction cup the shit out. Once out you partner proceeds to use it as lube for vaginal sex and eats you out after.
by assholebitch69 April 25, 2020
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by DIRTY ALEXANDER April 03, 2024
When you accidentally call the girl you're having sex with by the wrong name but convince her it's part of the role play so naturally you suggest going into the kitchen because you just really want to piss in the sink.
by God is Dog Backwards June 09, 2022
The act of vigorously shitting on your dads chest while licking a man named Nathan and while screeching and watching a man eat a baby alive!
by BigGayCroftMonster August 05, 2021