Tommy Vercettis Dick

Something I really really want inside me

And something that’s actaully 20cm

Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me

Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti

Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you

Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 1, 2024

Dobby Dick

A penis so small and shrivelled it looks like a house elf. But there's just something that's cute and venerable about it.

Hey Danni I bet he has a right good looking cock on him. Nahh Emma I've been with him he's got a right dobby dick .

by klaxxo September 9, 2024

Dick dodger

A lesbian

Man you can't get with her she is a full blown dick dodger

by 333bam September 14, 2024

blanket dick

the accumulation of dust in your dickhole

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then

by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024

Dicked down

To be roughly fucked - attacked by a hard cock, maybe bareback, so hard that one loses one’s reason.

Man, I’ve been wanting to get dicked down by that guy for a long time.

After he forced me to get dicked down, I couldn’t walk right for a week.

by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024

Dick Delight

They tingly feeling im your dick after an orgasm that remains for hours.

I feel so relaxing after getting blown in the woods by that stranger. I can feel it now many hours later. Total dick delight.

by Muckyfingers82 November 6, 2024

Destroy dick December

After you win NNN, you must nut the same amount of times as the day e.g. for the first day, you nut once, on the second day, you nut twice, on the thirty first you nut 31 times. Anything goes during DDD weather you have sex or you nut to femboys, everything goes. Good luck soldiers

James: Yo bro, NNN just ended, you survive?
Davis: I did, but now the real challenge starts, destroy dick December…

by Tweaking the fuck out rn November 13, 2024