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Dick

The thing your dad took last night, yes, he's gay.
Mom: Your dad took the Dick last night.
Dad: SHHHH!
Me: WTF
by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017
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Dick Prickles

The prickly, spiky, bristly, tickly feeling a partner will experience if their body rubs against a partner's pubic reagon. It's experienced when the man hasn't shaved his pubic regon in a day-or-so and the hair begins to grow back.
Woman: "Honey, I felt your dick prickles when we were spooning last night. They tickled my behind."
by The DoOver August 27, 2013
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tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick
by Tomato dick February 17, 2017
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Pickle dick

A mental disease when you are so fixated on your gender reconstruction surgery
Na sam got major pickle dick right now
by Pick dick September 12, 2021
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stepdaughter dick

When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.
Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”
by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022
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They of a Dick-Bitch

hey you They of a Dick-Bitch, watch your mouth!
by c'dub89 March 4, 2021
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dick-space

allotted time spent apart from your significant other based on reasons related to smoldering, over-cuddling, sleeping-in, and overall depth or breadth of the situation
Mike sat in the distillery quaffing a bier to get dick-space from his girlfriend.
by jmaffy November 4, 2021
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