dick

here is a fact about the dick the longest dick was that cord when a baby is born

dad: hey look at that huge dick!
mom: but thats not a di- nvm i shouldive never married you

by yed5dbabyman June 19, 2022

50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019

Dick for dick's sake

When it would b easier to choose the nice response, but u choose the butthole one instead, just to b a jerk.

"I asked him to let me use an old notebook but he said no every time, just to b a dick for dick's sake."

by IcyStrawberry April 25, 2024

retro dicked

Sometimes one of the worst decisions you can make.. Also known as hooking up with an ex

Girl I got me retro dicked last night.

by Rincloud January 26, 2018

national suck dick day

November 22

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick

by 💀💀 November 22, 2021

Homie dick swap

Swapping dick pics with a homie for no apparent reason.

You’re not true friends if you’ve never participated in a homie dick swap

by J3ZZEE January 2, 2021

Dick Fat

A woman who is pregnant.

Tracy is Dick Fat and due in two months.

by Bigdaddy4822 February 21, 2024