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ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
mugGet the ass monkeymug.

Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.
I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!
by Poudussy September 22, 2021
mugGet the Queef of the assmug.

splash-ass

1. something a bidet does. 2. the act of splashing water up and into your asshole.
hey mueller you got a little splash-ass action goin on in there?
by fuckfacekilla January 13, 2009
mugGet the splash-assmug.

Pussy Ass Bitch Syndrome

Symptoms-

-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says

-Lies to covers up child abuse

-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused

-Participates when told to

-Makes excuses for behavior

-Doesn't take accountability for their actions

-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma

-Seems to be going through a middle crisis

-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them
Natalia Grace's adoptive father has pussy ass bitch syndrome. His ex-wife couldn't have put her through hell if he did anything at all to help her.
by Dontdrinkpizza February 18, 2024
mugGet the Pussy Ass Bitch Syndromemug.

Lard-ass

Hey lard-ass no running on my watch
by Ar226 March 26, 2020
mugGet the Lard-assmug.

national grab ass day

on april 11th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
by asofhas June 17, 2019
mugGet the national grab ass daymug.

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