Dick-tay-tor ™

A Dick-tay-tor ™ is someone who dick-tates

Person 1:Cum here, here is the new Dick-tay-tor ™ of the debate club!
Person 2:Are you a dick-tay-tor ™ because you dick-tate, or do you dick-tate because your a dick-tay-tor

by AStrangePersonOnline June 5, 2024

dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

Dick dangling

The equivalent of pussy popping for men

Mar: look at him dick dangling for some change

by Dahp1 June 10, 2022

Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.

Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!

by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021

dick's sporting goods

sex toys

dick's sporting goods sells dildos and vibrators

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Urban Dick

(noun) Someone who primarily posts sexual slang on Urban Dictionary.

“Are you an Urban Dick?”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019