The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
by Ahotchick March 16, 2014
by Arsebiscuits82 April 18, 2018
by nlr February 28, 2008
Words of joy about something insignificant, especially in comparison to how disastrous your situation is.
My train is 3 hours delayed, but I found a spot to sit on the dirty floor. Everything's coming up milhouse!
by IveWood February 04, 2024
The person you pretend to be so that people will like you, you have friends, you can hold down a job and people want to date you.
by AdLibera January 23, 2021
by antoxx11 October 22, 2022
Use this when someone is talking nonstop, ruining your chill moments and requiring too much of your energy to fully comprehending the reason he’d post such shit.
* Eligible for use whenever you disagree with someone else too
* Eligible for use whenever you disagree with someone else too
Speaker 1: Man you saw that new Spider-Man yet!??
Middle Speaker: Iron man once said "Heroes are made by the path
they choose not the powers they are graced with I may not be a marvel superhero but I do want to choose a path of a hero. My name is “Dumb Fuck” and I am running for the position of assistant headboy. It's ironic that I say that because I am standing still right now.
(Superior) Speaker 3: man **shut this nigga up**
Middle Speaker: Iron man once said "Heroes are made by the path
they choose not the powers they are graced with I may not be a marvel superhero but I do want to choose a path of a hero. My name is “Dumb Fuck” and I am running for the position of assistant headboy. It's ironic that I say that because I am standing still right now.
(Superior) Speaker 3: man **shut this nigga up**
by VSE(Villainous Scorp Edits) December 22, 2021