Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it

“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”

by National daysss October 2, 2020

My dick

Something your mum suck

My dick is something that your mum sucks

by …? June 7, 2022

Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks

Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!

by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020

Maclaren Dick

Literally the hottest, most ripped guy you will ever meet. He is also one of the most amazing AAA hockey players out there.

“Bro did you just see Maclaren Dick over there?”
“Omg yeah bro he’s so hot it’s actually wack!”

by Twistedmikle February 1, 2020

Dick Bitch

Used to violently insult someone when they don't have a cigarette readily available for you to have for free.

"Do you have a cigarette?" "No" . "DICK BITCH."

by Roast Burger August 29, 2019

vacation dick

A guy you use for sex whilst on holiday

Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"

by humzyz June 17, 2016

Slap dick

To tell someone to fuck off or to indicate they being an annoying bitch

Lucas: Man you a slow ass runner
Max: you a bitch, slap dick

by Real nigga roll call May 27, 2021